Pepper Mills
Pepper showing off her "snappy hairstyle".
Species Human
Gender Female
Citizenship Burbank, California
Confidants Father Time & Big Fat Baby
Toast (boyfriend)
World's Oldest Woman
Loud Kiddington
Charity Bazaar
Aka Pella
Lucky Bob
Pule Houser
Susanna Susquahanna
Miss Information
Signature "Heeey! You're not ____________!" or "Wait a minute! You're not ____________!" (which she usually says in response to the autograph she's just gotten)
"Ripoffski!" and "Gypola!" (add-on exclamations to the previous phrase)
"Yuckosis!" (said when she sees someone doing something disgusting)
"Ahahahaha!" (When she squeals/laughs excitedly)
First appearance "Inventors"
Voiced by Tress MacNeille

Pepper Mills is a teenage girl featured on Histeria!, voiced by Tress MacNeille. An occasional singer in the Histeria! Kid Chorus, she is a hyperactive teenager who was born in Homewood, Illinois (as mentioned in "Really Oldies But Goodies"). She is almost a polar opposite in terms of personality to co-star Charity Bazaar, driven to adoration for any and all celebrities. As a result of this, she frequently harasses historical celebrities by asking for their autographs. However, Pepper constantly gets these historical figures mixed up with pop cultural celebrities, and it's only when she looks at the autograph she's just been given that she realizes she's made a mistake.

Despite being a teenager, Pepper, along with Toast, has been shown to be a student at William Howard Taft Big Around the Middle School along with the rest of the Histeria! Kid Chorus. A presumable explanation for this is that she flunked enough classes to be held back, or the school is possibly a K-12 school.

Physical Appearance

Pepper is shown to be in the age of 16/17, with long red hair in a ponytail, and her attire is that of a 1950's school girl, with a big aqua bow on her head, a long-sleeve white turtle neck shirt, long aqua skirt and saddle shoes.

Relationships with other characters



Pepper hugs Toast while Loud Kiddington watches.

In fanfiction, she and Toast are often written as a couple. This was occasionally implied on the show, one example being that, during the Kid Chorus' performance of "That's the Story That's Told by the Bard" in "Writers of the Purple Prose", she and Toast visually portrayed Romeo and Juliet. Also, in a sketch about siege warfare in "Big Fat Baby Theatre", Loud mistakenly brings in Pepper when Toast asks for a fan; Pepper promptly hugs Toast and calls him "the dreamiest". She's also the annoucer in his show, Ask Me If I Care.

Character jingle lyrics

Hey, if you are a star or celebrity
Then I know a fan, oh man, she'll jump out of her tree
So look out! Here comes Pepper
You'd better run for the hills
She'll try any ruse 'til she gets your autograph
If you refuse it could be your epitaph
You give her the chills, she's Pepper Mills!

People in Pepper's running gag

Actual celebrity Pepper mistook them for Episode
Joan of Arc
Thomas Jefferson
Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Joan Van Ark
Leonardo DiCaprio
"General Sherman's Campsite"
Christopher Columbus
Robert de La Salle
Leonardo DiCaprio (again)
Jay Leno
"Around the World in a Daze"
Rosa Parks
George Washington (again)
Benjamin Franklin
Thomas Jefferson (again)
Alexander Hamilton
Whitney Houston
John Lennon from The Beatles (again)
Paul McCartney from The Beatles
George Harrison from The Beatles
Ringo Starr from The Beatles
"Heroes of Truth and Justice"
Wild Bill Hickok Alfred Hitchcock "North America"
Andrew Jackson Captain Kangaroo "Super Amazing Constitutions"
Abraham Lincoln Lurch from The Addams Family "The U.S. Civil War - Part 1"
Theodore "Trust Buster" Roosevelt Winnie the Pooh "The Teddy Roosevelt Show"
Sergei Eisenstein Steven Spielberg "The Russian Revolution"
George Washington Michael Jackson "The American Revolution - Part 1"
Confucious Jackie Chan "China"
Karl Marx
Vladimir Lenin
Groucho Marx
John Lennon from The Beatles
Nikloa Tesla Calista Flockhart "Better Living Through Science"
Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower Elmer Fudd "Hooray for Presidents"
Calvin Coolidge Coolio "20th Century Presidents"
Huang Di Scooby-Doo "Return to China"
Thomas Edison MacGyver "Inventors Hall of Fame - Part I"
Johannes Gutenburg Steve Gutenburg "Renaissance"
Rene Descartes Frank Zappa "The Know-it-Alls"
George Armstrong Custer
Tomás de Torquemada
Haagen/Dazs Ice Cream
Alex Trebek


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